Driving School

Halleluiah!!!! They are letting me do driving school! Oh my gosh! If they would have said that I couldn't do driving school, when I renewed my insurance, I would have had two speeding tickets and an accident! SO !!! I think that I should invest in a bike or something... I think that I just need a new car with cruise control... How about a Dodge Cummins truck, 4 doors, diesel engine... 4WD, leather interior and CRUISE CONTROL!!! haha that would be so nice ... not a need... just a hairy dream!

AND THIS IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE BOYS AND GIRLS .................................... DRUM ROLL PLEASE.......................................... My father has to do driving shcool with me!!!! BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes that is right! He got a ticket in Logan also! AND this is his second ticket in the last little while also!!!!!!!!! So on the 27th of April Michael and Jessica Rhoades will be in the Logan City building inside of a cute little classroom called driving school for Juvenile Delinquents! haha so funny! not really but kinda! I am a little sick of paying for 90 dollar tickets! I guess I should learn my lesson and don't speed! NA!

Speeding

Well folks! I just got another one! GOSH! I am super mad... I was coming into work today and I was driving behind the mall here in Logan and there is like NEVER a cop on that rode. It is only a 25 and I was going 40! I saw the cop about the time that it was too late.... He pulls me over and I was just cursing myself inside my head.... I pulled my infamous "put the phone in the consul and pull my seatbelt on as I pull over" move. He walks up to my window and I knew I was getting a ticket. I was so mad..... and he actually looked at my license and was like what is your address... and I know that you get a ticket if your license doesnt match your actual address.... So unfortunatly I had an amazing night last night and BARNEY ruined my morning! Now all I can think is that my mother is going to KILL ME!!!!! So it was nice to know all of you! Thanks for being my friend even though I speed! haha

Speeding!

Ok so I guess I am a professional speeder.... I got another ticket coming home Sunday night! SUPER MAD!!! Gosh.... I was coming out of the canyon with my room mate and we were talking about how many tickets we had gotten and where we had been pulled over... Yeah so I got out of the canyon not even to the first stop light..... and right behind me comes this cop... red and blue lights flashing.... I looked down and I was going 75!!! I pulled over and as I did I put my seat belt on that I never wear.... and threw my phone in the center thing in my car... and awaited mr. highway patrol man...

Sitting in my car he walks up all important like with his flashlight... and was like do you know why I pulled you over..... WELL DUH!!! No officer I have no idea why your pulling me over...... I WAS SPEEDING WHY ELSE!! He then says well do you know how fast you were going .... I was like yep! 75 sir... he was like oh well i clocked you at 73 but paced you at 75 Like that makes a difference... I was like ok.... SO THEN I can't find my registration... Gosh I looked dumb... he was like well just give me your license and I will find it in the system.. So I totally find it after he goes back to his car...

He comes back and was like all Im so generous... I will only write you for 69 instead of 75... Oh well thanks pal!!! I will include like gravity in there for you too!!! OH WELL THEN!! Im still getting a ticket and my insurance is still going up... so not that generous... Generous would have been letting me off with my tenth warning haha...

Dang! Ususally cops let me off... and say just slow down ok..... and I usually do for a little while ... until I get pulled over again...

So tip for the day... Don't speed in Wellsville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaking hysterical.... and not so hysterical

Lets start with the not so hysterical:

On Monday afternoon someone ... who will remain
anonymous ... used our toilet and pretty much clogged it big time! So I went in after to go to the bathroom.... and it wasn't flushed all the way... So i flushed it so that I could go right... BAD IDEA!!! It proceeded to pretty much explode everywhere!!! There was at least two inches of standing water on our bathroom floor... NO EXAGGERATION!! I was freaking out.. I was like I have to leave to go test drive cars with my folks and the toilet is blowing up all over the floor... and our brand new room mate pretty much had to clean it all up... I felt so bad. When I got home she was like dude... guess what .... what.... there was so much water on the floor that it leaked through the ceiling into the apartment below us!!!!!!!!!! SICK HUH!!! I thought it was hilarious but I felt so bad.

Now for the HYSTERICAL! :

So last night Kels got asked on a date to go watch the Joseph Smith Movie at the Kent Concert Hall, and she was getting ready before he came over and she had to brush her teeth... Emily and I were going as well. I was like Kels, brush your teeth in the hall while I go to the bathroom real fast... Like not even a minute after I shut the door she knocks on it ... so I opened it and she was like HE'S HERE!!! I was like um ok and..... ? She was like I have to finish my teeth... so here I am sitting on the john while she is brushing her teeth... haha I felt the need to harass her.. so I said to her.... Kels .... I am so glad we are bonding as room mates right now.. haha I was laughing so hard and she was trying to spit out her toothpaste and trying to not choke on it... It was so hilarious! He was in the door way talking to Emily and he says to her.... it sounds like they are having fun back there... Emily was like ooohhh yeah... um don't ask though haha... Then as she was leaving I was like Kels.. we probably shouldn't walk out together..... that is a little awkward haha....

Ironically both experiences have to do with the toilet.... go figure!

Geez!! It has been awhile

Wow k! I have not been a faithful blogger! SORRY!
Here is what has been happening lately!

There are a ton of pictures!! Merry Christmas Pictures haha























































































AND!! I finally own the best movie ever!!! 8 SECONDS!!! Woot!

Before and After!

This is my hair before....... the scissors and the bleach and dark brown hair dye!!!!!

And this is after!!!!

FiRe!!!

My room mate got a candle, some bubble bath and a bar of chocolate from her Visiting Teachers and it was some boyfriend break up remedy... So we got everything ready for her to take a bath and watch a movie in the tub... but our problem was we had no way to light the candle!!! We asked the boys across the hall if they had matches or a lighter....negative... so she went down to the other set of apartments and asked Clint if he had fire.... negative.... but here was his solution!

We turned our stove on HIGH... waited till it got dark red.... took a paper towel.... and..... yes..... yes we did...... haha we touched the burner with the paper towel and it immediately lit it on fire! haha so then I proceeded to light the candle... While the burner was getting hot, Camille came in and saw what we were doing... She stood there and watched me touch the burner, saying "oh my gosh... OH my gosh...... OH MY GOSH!!!" haha it was so funny. It was like the first time she had ever seen fire or something.. haha good thing the floor in our kitchen is linoleum! :)

Now Camri sits in our tub with movie chocolate and a lit candle haha :) pure Genius!