Speeding!

Ok so I guess I am a professional speeder.... I got another ticket coming home Sunday night! SUPER MAD!!! Gosh.... I was coming out of the canyon with my room mate and we were talking about how many tickets we had gotten and where we had been pulled over... Yeah so I got out of the canyon not even to the first stop light..... and right behind me comes this cop... red and blue lights flashing.... I looked down and I was going 75!!! I pulled over and as I did I put my seat belt on that I never wear.... and threw my phone in the center thing in my car... and awaited mr. highway patrol man...

Sitting in my car he walks up all important like with his flashlight... and was like do you know why I pulled you over..... WELL DUH!!! No officer I have no idea why your pulling me over...... I WAS SPEEDING WHY ELSE!! He then says well do you know how fast you were going .... I was like yep! 75 sir... he was like oh well i clocked you at 73 but paced you at 75 Like that makes a difference... I was like ok.... SO THEN I can't find my registration... Gosh I looked dumb... he was like well just give me your license and I will find it in the system.. So I totally find it after he goes back to his car...

He comes back and was like all Im so generous... I will only write you for 69 instead of 75... Oh well thanks pal!!! I will include like gravity in there for you too!!! OH WELL THEN!! Im still getting a ticket and my insurance is still going up... so not that generous... Generous would have been letting me off with my tenth warning haha...

Dang! Ususally cops let me off... and say just slow down ok..... and I usually do for a little while ... until I get pulled over again...

So tip for the day... Don't speed in Wellsville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaking hysterical.... and not so hysterical

Lets start with the not so hysterical:

On Monday afternoon someone ... who will remain
anonymous ... used our toilet and pretty much clogged it big time! So I went in after to go to the bathroom.... and it wasn't flushed all the way... So i flushed it so that I could go right... BAD IDEA!!! It proceeded to pretty much explode everywhere!!! There was at least two inches of standing water on our bathroom floor... NO EXAGGERATION!! I was freaking out.. I was like I have to leave to go test drive cars with my folks and the toilet is blowing up all over the floor... and our brand new room mate pretty much had to clean it all up... I felt so bad. When I got home she was like dude... guess what .... what.... there was so much water on the floor that it leaked through the ceiling into the apartment below us!!!!!!!!!! SICK HUH!!! I thought it was hilarious but I felt so bad.

Now for the HYSTERICAL! :

So last night Kels got asked on a date to go watch the Joseph Smith Movie at the Kent Concert Hall, and she was getting ready before he came over and she had to brush her teeth... Emily and I were going as well. I was like Kels, brush your teeth in the hall while I go to the bathroom real fast... Like not even a minute after I shut the door she knocks on it ... so I opened it and she was like HE'S HERE!!! I was like um ok and..... ? She was like I have to finish my teeth... so here I am sitting on the john while she is brushing her teeth... haha I felt the need to harass her.. so I said to her.... Kels .... I am so glad we are bonding as room mates right now.. haha I was laughing so hard and she was trying to spit out her toothpaste and trying to not choke on it... It was so hilarious! He was in the door way talking to Emily and he says to her.... it sounds like they are having fun back there... Emily was like ooohhh yeah... um don't ask though haha... Then as she was leaving I was like Kels.. we probably shouldn't walk out together..... that is a little awkward haha....

Ironically both experiences have to do with the toilet.... go figure!

Geez!! It has been awhile

Wow k! I have not been a faithful blogger! SORRY!
Here is what has been happening lately!

There are a ton of pictures!! Merry Christmas Pictures haha























































































AND!! I finally own the best movie ever!!! 8 SECONDS!!! Woot!

Before and After!

This is my hair before....... the scissors and the bleach and dark brown hair dye!!!!!

And this is after!!!!

FiRe!!!

My room mate got a candle, some bubble bath and a bar of chocolate from her Visiting Teachers and it was some boyfriend break up remedy... So we got everything ready for her to take a bath and watch a movie in the tub... but our problem was we had no way to light the candle!!! We asked the boys across the hall if they had matches or a lighter....negative... so she went down to the other set of apartments and asked Clint if he had fire.... negative.... but here was his solution!

We turned our stove on HIGH... waited till it got dark red.... took a paper towel.... and..... yes..... yes we did...... haha we touched the burner with the paper towel and it immediately lit it on fire! haha so then I proceeded to light the candle... While the burner was getting hot, Camille came in and saw what we were doing... She stood there and watched me touch the burner, saying "oh my gosh... OH my gosh...... OH MY GOSH!!!" haha it was so funny. It was like the first time she had ever seen fire or something.. haha good thing the floor in our kitchen is linoleum! :)

Now Camri sits in our tub with movie chocolate and a lit candle haha :) pure Genius!

Good and Bad!

My tubby little horsey is getting skinnier!! WOOT! I have been riding her pretty hard and she has been doing really well. I took her for a little trail ride yesterday, and for those of you who know my mare you know that she is a fright when she wants to be. As we were walking down the gravel road she was staring down the grass like "DON'T MOVE!" haha It was so funny.. She saw some birds and they just fascinated her. If you could see our trail we left it was like a drunkin sailor..... she would see something off to one side and she would get gradually closer to it and then I would have to correct her. Then she would see something on the other side and get closer and closer to it till she about fell off the road and I would have to guide her back into the middle. Then as we were walking out of no where this big giant cat grader machine dude was coming towards us and I was sure she would freak out about that. So I turned her around and trotted her back to the barn and off the side of the road. When it passed us she just stood there! I was in shock! I was so proud of her.



Now the bad! I finally gave in and went to insta care last night because of my leg. Everyone thinks that it was a staff infection so I went. I don't have a staff infection, but I do have an infection. She gave me an antibiotic and told me to let it go 24 to 48 hours. If it isn't better then I have to go back in and have it looked at again. Then the doctor lady was like oh uh you should have had that stitched by the way but it is too late now. Oh and by the way when was the last time you had a tetanus shot! So me being the retard was like um when I was 13. So that would be 8 years ago..... She was like OH! well we better get one in ya... SUPER! So now I have this giant dead arm and my leg is aching! GAY!

Update!

Today is the best day ever! I actually got up today and went to institute.... which I haven't done in way to long...! I came home and studied some more for my test.... took a quickie nappage.... showered.... got decent looking haha and went to class. I studied a little more and then took my test. I GOT A 92!!! woot! Take that Chapter 9! Now I currently am sitting on my couch awaiting my parents arrival with ........... yes that is right ......... MY HORSE!!!! OH MY !!!! YES!!!! I am so excited. She will be staying at an indoor barn in a little town called Benson... (I think that is what it's called!) I will have an indoor arena to ride her in.... she will be fed by someone else and her stall will be cleaned by someone else!! THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT! Hopefully I will get to ride her today!

My leg is so swollen it isn't even funny! My pant leg is so tight around my calf that it looks like I have two different pairs of pants on! The cut looks so nasty... The bruise around it is all greenish purpley and the skin where the cut is is a green and red color.

AND!!! the best part of all I got me a pepsi! haha! it is the life blood right! yes! :)