Freaking hysterical.... and not so hysterical

Lets start with the not so hysterical:

On Monday afternoon someone ... who will remain
anonymous ... used our toilet and pretty much clogged it big time! So I went in after to go to the bathroom.... and it wasn't flushed all the way... So i flushed it so that I could go right... BAD IDEA!!! It proceeded to pretty much explode everywhere!!! There was at least two inches of standing water on our bathroom floor... NO EXAGGERATION!! I was freaking out.. I was like I have to leave to go test drive cars with my folks and the toilet is blowing up all over the floor... and our brand new room mate pretty much had to clean it all up... I felt so bad. When I got home she was like dude... guess what .... what.... there was so much water on the floor that it leaked through the ceiling into the apartment below us!!!!!!!!!! SICK HUH!!! I thought it was hilarious but I felt so bad.

Now for the HYSTERICAL! :

So last night Kels got asked on a date to go watch the Joseph Smith Movie at the Kent Concert Hall, and she was getting ready before he came over and she had to brush her teeth... Emily and I were going as well. I was like Kels, brush your teeth in the hall while I go to the bathroom real fast... Like not even a minute after I shut the door she knocks on it ... so I opened it and she was like HE'S HERE!!! I was like um ok and..... ? She was like I have to finish my teeth... so here I am sitting on the john while she is brushing her teeth... haha I felt the need to harass her.. so I said to her.... Kels .... I am so glad we are bonding as room mates right now.. haha I was laughing so hard and she was trying to spit out her toothpaste and trying to not choke on it... It was so hilarious! He was in the door way talking to Emily and he says to her.... it sounds like they are having fun back there... Emily was like ooohhh yeah... um don't ask though haha... Then as she was leaving I was like Kels.. we probably shouldn't walk out together..... that is a little awkward haha....

Ironically both experiences have to do with the toilet.... go figure!