Ok so I guess I am a professional speeder.... I got another ticket coming home Sunday night! SUPER MAD!!! Gosh.... I was coming out of the canyon with my room mate and we were talking about how many tickets we had gotten and where we had been pulled over... Yeah so I got out of the canyon not even to the first stop light..... and right behind me comes this cop... red and blue lights flashing.... I looked down and I was going 75!!! I pulled over and as I did I put my seat belt on that I never wear.... and threw my phone in the center thing in my car... and awaited mr. highway patrol man...
Sitting in my car he walks up all important like with his flashlight... and was like do you know why I pulled you over..... WELL DUH!!! No officer I have no idea why your pulling me over...... I WAS SPEEDING WHY ELSE!! He then says well do you know how fast you were going .... I was like yep! 75 sir... he was like oh well i clocked you at 73 but paced you at 75 Like that makes a difference... I was like ok.... SO THEN I can't find my registration... Gosh I looked dumb... he was like well just give me your license and I will find it in the system.. So I totally find it after he goes back to his car...
He comes back and was like all Im so generous... I will only write you for 69 instead of 75... Oh well thanks pal!!! I will include like gravity in there for you too!!! OH WELL THEN!! Im still getting a ticket and my insurance is still going up... so not that generous... Generous would have been letting me off with my tenth warning haha...
Dang! Ususally cops let me off... and say just slow down ok..... and I usually do for a little while ... until I get pulled over again...
So tip for the day... Don't speed in Wellsville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caribbean Cruise!
12 years ago
Did you try flashing your boobs? LOL
ReplyDeleteI average two speeding tickets per month!