Good and Bad!

My tubby little horsey is getting skinnier!! WOOT! I have been riding her pretty hard and she has been doing really well. I took her for a little trail ride yesterday, and for those of you who know my mare you know that she is a fright when she wants to be. As we were walking down the gravel road she was staring down the grass like "DON'T MOVE!" haha It was so funny.. She saw some birds and they just fascinated her. If you could see our trail we left it was like a drunkin sailor..... she would see something off to one side and she would get gradually closer to it and then I would have to correct her. Then she would see something on the other side and get closer and closer to it till she about fell off the road and I would have to guide her back into the middle. Then as we were walking out of no where this big giant cat grader machine dude was coming towards us and I was sure she would freak out about that. So I turned her around and trotted her back to the barn and off the side of the road. When it passed us she just stood there! I was in shock! I was so proud of her.



Now the bad! I finally gave in and went to insta care last night because of my leg. Everyone thinks that it was a staff infection so I went. I don't have a staff infection, but I do have an infection. She gave me an antibiotic and told me to let it go 24 to 48 hours. If it isn't better then I have to go back in and have it looked at again. Then the doctor lady was like oh uh you should have had that stitched by the way but it is too late now. Oh and by the way when was the last time you had a tetanus shot! So me being the retard was like um when I was 13. So that would be 8 years ago..... She was like OH! well we better get one in ya... SUPER! So now I have this giant dead arm and my leg is aching! GAY!

Update!

Today is the best day ever! I actually got up today and went to institute.... which I haven't done in way to long...! I came home and studied some more for my test.... took a quickie nappage.... showered.... got decent looking haha and went to class. I studied a little more and then took my test. I GOT A 92!!! woot! Take that Chapter 9! Now I currently am sitting on my couch awaiting my parents arrival with ........... yes that is right ......... MY HORSE!!!! OH MY !!!! YES!!!! I am so excited. She will be staying at an indoor barn in a little town called Benson... (I think that is what it's called!) I will have an indoor arena to ride her in.... she will be fed by someone else and her stall will be cleaned by someone else!! THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT! Hopefully I will get to ride her today!

My leg is so swollen it isn't even funny! My pant leg is so tight around my calf that it looks like I have two different pairs of pants on! The cut looks so nasty... The bruise around it is all greenish purpley and the skin where the cut is is a green and red color.

AND!!! the best part of all I got me a pepsi! haha! it is the life blood right! yes! :)

Light on your feet!?!

Yeah!!! You are? Well I ain't!! This morning was a little bit of a crisis... I had no nylons and we have to wear them with our dresses at work.... Yes I had to wear the dress to work because I have to leave straight from work to go down home to a weddin'! So I went to Wal-Mart to get some nylons and when I got back home I forgot to take them with me into the house!! UH DUH! So I went back for them and there is this tall cement curb thing that separates the parking lot and the sidewalk where I live, and I went to hop over it and..... yeah one leg made it and the other one didn't!! So now under my pretty new nylons today at work everyone will see this!! YEAH SHE IS A BEAUTY!!! I already have a big knot on top of the bone and it looks SWEET!!!





Remember..... light on your feet now!!! haha :)

Cowboy rules:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.


2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.


3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go.


5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're not impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday in the third week of October.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah . . We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat . . IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served from a can or bottle over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

A B C's of ME!!

A - Age: 21

B - Bed size: twin! nice and comfy

C - Chore you hate: Dusting

D - Dream vacation: hunting trip through the woods on horse back with my eternal companion

E - Essential start your day item: Music I always am listening to the radio

F - Favorite color: Brown and Green

G - Gold or Silver: Silver I don't really like gold

H - Height: 5' 7" I wish I was shorter

I - Instruments you play: not a thing, I have no musical talent

J - Job title: Teller at AFCU

K - Kids: I wish! I want little boys.... cute little boys with wranglers and boots

L - Living Arrangements: apartment in Logan with 3 other girls

M - Married or will you get married? single and probably not

N - Nicknames: Fess

O - Orange or apple juice: Orange juice...... apple juice does some crazy things to my insides haha

P - Pet Peeve: boys who say one thing and do another

Q - Quotes from a movie: "you don't have to be perfect for me...... you may just have to prove that, cause right now I am covered in horse shit......" 8 Seconds "what do you wanna marry me for anyhow...... so i can kiss you anytime I want" Sweet Home Alabama "look mommy the rhino is getting to close to the car..... him to afraid, he's just a little guy" Tommy Boy "not here, or here so much, but right here.... nope don't see anything" Tommy Boy

R - Right or left handed: Right. Righty all the way

S - Siblings: one amazing brother and a sister in law

T - Time you wake up: well usually 20 minutes before I am supposed to leave haha I know I sound like a total dude! haha

U - Underwear: uh NO commando all the way baby! haha jk Yeah duh! whoever doesn't is a sicko!

V - Vegetable you dislike: broccoli, cauliflower, celery, squash

W - What makes you run late: not getting out of bed haha! I hate getting out of bed! it is the worst

X- rays you've had: arm twice, teeth a billion times

Y - Yummy food you make: everything that i make is yummy haha i am the master!

Z- Zoo: uh yeah you could describe my life that way i guess haha

Birthday's!

The 6th is my mom's birthday and the 8th is my brother's birthday! We celebrated them over conference weekend because that is the only time everyone could be in the same place at the same time! My mom turned 40 something I am sworn to secrecy (actually I can't remember how old she is!) My brother turns 24! Wow he is old jk haha! WE did a little dinner eating present giving dessert eating and all that good stuff.

We went to dinner at Chili's and had cheesecake for dessert. We had presents back at the house. My mom got a sweater and a watch. My brother got some clothes and a live strong wrist band!

~Rabbit poop ice~

Honestly people! Who doesn't call the little frozen goodness from Sonic's drinks rabbit poop ice? Am I the only one that has discovered this goodness, or does no one else want to name their food items after rabbit feces? Maybe it is just a Syracuse thing? We are a little different down there......our water has special stuff in it (or so they tell me)! haha Seriously I remember as a young women that we would all pile into the "mormon mover" to get drinks from Sonic. Rabbit poop ice drinks! It was our mutual activity and sometimes it was our fix it remedy. It was the cure for everything. Rabbit poop ice cured broken hearts, sucky grades, stupid boys, ya know the jr high high school stuff. It did at least until the Sonic by our house went out of business. Apparently we didn't buy enough drinks at happy hour!

I asked some of the girls that I work with if they called it rabbit poop ice too and they gave me the "your a weirdo" look! I asked my manager if she called it rabbit poop ice and she said "I think if I called it poop, I couldn't eat it!" They think that it is only a hick thing that we call it rabbit poop ice, but I think they are crazy!

I love you rabbit poop ice!