Before and After!

This is my hair before....... the scissors and the bleach and dark brown hair dye!!!!!

And this is after!!!!

FiRe!!!

My room mate got a candle, some bubble bath and a bar of chocolate from her Visiting Teachers and it was some boyfriend break up remedy... So we got everything ready for her to take a bath and watch a movie in the tub... but our problem was we had no way to light the candle!!! We asked the boys across the hall if they had matches or a lighter....negative... so she went down to the other set of apartments and asked Clint if he had fire.... negative.... but here was his solution!

We turned our stove on HIGH... waited till it got dark red.... took a paper towel.... and..... yes..... yes we did...... haha we touched the burner with the paper towel and it immediately lit it on fire! haha so then I proceeded to light the candle... While the burner was getting hot, Camille came in and saw what we were doing... She stood there and watched me touch the burner, saying "oh my gosh... OH my gosh...... OH MY GOSH!!!" haha it was so funny. It was like the first time she had ever seen fire or something.. haha good thing the floor in our kitchen is linoleum! :)

Now Camri sits in our tub with movie chocolate and a lit candle haha :) pure Genius!

Good and Bad!

My tubby little horsey is getting skinnier!! WOOT! I have been riding her pretty hard and she has been doing really well. I took her for a little trail ride yesterday, and for those of you who know my mare you know that she is a fright when she wants to be. As we were walking down the gravel road she was staring down the grass like "DON'T MOVE!" haha It was so funny.. She saw some birds and they just fascinated her. If you could see our trail we left it was like a drunkin sailor..... she would see something off to one side and she would get gradually closer to it and then I would have to correct her. Then she would see something on the other side and get closer and closer to it till she about fell off the road and I would have to guide her back into the middle. Then as we were walking out of no where this big giant cat grader machine dude was coming towards us and I was sure she would freak out about that. So I turned her around and trotted her back to the barn and off the side of the road. When it passed us she just stood there! I was in shock! I was so proud of her.



Now the bad! I finally gave in and went to insta care last night because of my leg. Everyone thinks that it was a staff infection so I went. I don't have a staff infection, but I do have an infection. She gave me an antibiotic and told me to let it go 24 to 48 hours. If it isn't better then I have to go back in and have it looked at again. Then the doctor lady was like oh uh you should have had that stitched by the way but it is too late now. Oh and by the way when was the last time you had a tetanus shot! So me being the retard was like um when I was 13. So that would be 8 years ago..... She was like OH! well we better get one in ya... SUPER! So now I have this giant dead arm and my leg is aching! GAY!

Update!

Today is the best day ever! I actually got up today and went to institute.... which I haven't done in way to long...! I came home and studied some more for my test.... took a quickie nappage.... showered.... got decent looking haha and went to class. I studied a little more and then took my test. I GOT A 92!!! woot! Take that Chapter 9! Now I currently am sitting on my couch awaiting my parents arrival with ........... yes that is right ......... MY HORSE!!!! OH MY !!!! YES!!!! I am so excited. She will be staying at an indoor barn in a little town called Benson... (I think that is what it's called!) I will have an indoor arena to ride her in.... she will be fed by someone else and her stall will be cleaned by someone else!! THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT! Hopefully I will get to ride her today!

My leg is so swollen it isn't even funny! My pant leg is so tight around my calf that it looks like I have two different pairs of pants on! The cut looks so nasty... The bruise around it is all greenish purpley and the skin where the cut is is a green and red color.

AND!!! the best part of all I got me a pepsi! haha! it is the life blood right! yes! :)

Light on your feet!?!

Yeah!!! You are? Well I ain't!! This morning was a little bit of a crisis... I had no nylons and we have to wear them with our dresses at work.... Yes I had to wear the dress to work because I have to leave straight from work to go down home to a weddin'! So I went to Wal-Mart to get some nylons and when I got back home I forgot to take them with me into the house!! UH DUH! So I went back for them and there is this tall cement curb thing that separates the parking lot and the sidewalk where I live, and I went to hop over it and..... yeah one leg made it and the other one didn't!! So now under my pretty new nylons today at work everyone will see this!! YEAH SHE IS A BEAUTY!!! I already have a big knot on top of the bone and it looks SWEET!!!





Remember..... light on your feet now!!! haha :)

Cowboy rules:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.


2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.


3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go.


5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're not impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday in the third week of October.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah . . We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat . . IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served from a can or bottle over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

A B C's of ME!!

A - Age: 21

B - Bed size: twin! nice and comfy

C - Chore you hate: Dusting

D - Dream vacation: hunting trip through the woods on horse back with my eternal companion

E - Essential start your day item: Music I always am listening to the radio

F - Favorite color: Brown and Green

G - Gold or Silver: Silver I don't really like gold

H - Height: 5' 7" I wish I was shorter

I - Instruments you play: not a thing, I have no musical talent

J - Job title: Teller at AFCU

K - Kids: I wish! I want little boys.... cute little boys with wranglers and boots

L - Living Arrangements: apartment in Logan with 3 other girls

M - Married or will you get married? single and probably not

N - Nicknames: Fess

O - Orange or apple juice: Orange juice...... apple juice does some crazy things to my insides haha

P - Pet Peeve: boys who say one thing and do another

Q - Quotes from a movie: "you don't have to be perfect for me...... you may just have to prove that, cause right now I am covered in horse shit......" 8 Seconds "what do you wanna marry me for anyhow...... so i can kiss you anytime I want" Sweet Home Alabama "look mommy the rhino is getting to close to the car..... him to afraid, he's just a little guy" Tommy Boy "not here, or here so much, but right here.... nope don't see anything" Tommy Boy

R - Right or left handed: Right. Righty all the way

S - Siblings: one amazing brother and a sister in law

T - Time you wake up: well usually 20 minutes before I am supposed to leave haha I know I sound like a total dude! haha

U - Underwear: uh NO commando all the way baby! haha jk Yeah duh! whoever doesn't is a sicko!

V - Vegetable you dislike: broccoli, cauliflower, celery, squash

W - What makes you run late: not getting out of bed haha! I hate getting out of bed! it is the worst

X- rays you've had: arm twice, teeth a billion times

Y - Yummy food you make: everything that i make is yummy haha i am the master!

Z- Zoo: uh yeah you could describe my life that way i guess haha

Birthday's!

The 6th is my mom's birthday and the 8th is my brother's birthday! We celebrated them over conference weekend because that is the only time everyone could be in the same place at the same time! My mom turned 40 something I am sworn to secrecy (actually I can't remember how old she is!) My brother turns 24! Wow he is old jk haha! WE did a little dinner eating present giving dessert eating and all that good stuff.

We went to dinner at Chili's and had cheesecake for dessert. We had presents back at the house. My mom got a sweater and a watch. My brother got some clothes and a live strong wrist band!

~Rabbit poop ice~

Honestly people! Who doesn't call the little frozen goodness from Sonic's drinks rabbit poop ice? Am I the only one that has discovered this goodness, or does no one else want to name their food items after rabbit feces? Maybe it is just a Syracuse thing? We are a little different down there......our water has special stuff in it (or so they tell me)! haha Seriously I remember as a young women that we would all pile into the "mormon mover" to get drinks from Sonic. Rabbit poop ice drinks! It was our mutual activity and sometimes it was our fix it remedy. It was the cure for everything. Rabbit poop ice cured broken hearts, sucky grades, stupid boys, ya know the jr high high school stuff. It did at least until the Sonic by our house went out of business. Apparently we didn't buy enough drinks at happy hour!

I asked some of the girls that I work with if they called it rabbit poop ice too and they gave me the "your a weirdo" look! I asked my manager if she called it rabbit poop ice and she said "I think if I called it poop, I couldn't eat it!" They think that it is only a hick thing that we call it rabbit poop ice, but I think they are crazy!

I love you rabbit poop ice!

Pickin Punkins!

WHOOO SHA! As a ward we picked pumpkins as a service project at Brother Cox's house. The patch that we picked was 5 acres! There were so many pumpkins! My room mate Camille picked up a pair of gloves to put on and I had to give her a hard time. Gloves are for pansies Camille haha! We went out to the field and started to pick and they gave me a knife! haha oh yes me! A knife, I know DANGER right! No worries I didn't chop anyone's fingers off or nothing like that. I didn't even chop my own fingers off. I felt like I was in the jungle though! Those pumpkin vines were wicked prickly. I have cuts all over my hands and arms. haha and guess who ended up with one of Camille's gloves! Yep me! I had to put one on. I couldn't hardly pick up the pumpkin without gettin stabbed with a sharp prickly thing!

To pick the 5 acres it only took our ward like an hour and a half at the most. We met in the parking lot at 6:00 p.m. We stood around for 5 minutes, drove to brother Cox's house, stood around for a few minutes and then started picking. So we started actually picking at about 6:30 ish, and I was home and showered by 8:10 p.m.! We are the bomb! It was way fun. We had like a little fireman line with the pumpkins, which led into chucking the pumpkins at each other! When Camille and I got home we were filthy! My boots are completely covered in pumpkin junk and dirt! It was way fun though! Way worth sacraficing homework time haha honestly!

Number 4 bus, other side of the road!

Today I was feeling a little adventurous I guess you would say. I decided to break my little normal routine and get on a different bus. I didn't feel like walking from the stadium to my house. Of course it isn't like a ten mile hike through the rugged mountains, but I was feeling rather lazy after eating my hashbrowns, bacon and dr. pepper breakfast.

We get on a bus right outside of my house in the mornings to get to campus. Do you think that I paid any attention to what number the bus was. No of course not. I just knew it took me to campus, who needs numbers right! WRONG! haha I thought that the number 1 bus would go back by my house, so I got on it and road around for awhile. I went up into North Logan, by a church and a school, over by first dam, then back down to campus. I thought ok so now we are on the other side of the road maybe it will go by my house now! RIGHT! WRONG!!! Then we went down to 5th east, over to 4th north and then down to the bus depot. So of course now it will go to my house RIGHT! NOT!!! IT WENT BACK TO CAMPUS! GOSH! So what would the smart thing be at this point.... any takers!? It would be to get on the normal bus I get on and walk my butt home from the stadium YEAH!!! HAHA NOPE!

I decided to get on the number 4 bus! Of course this bus will go by my house right! Well I got on and it went back up by first dam! I was like heck dang and crap! It made a little loop and came back to campus! FREAK! So now it was going a different direction... so why not right I had already been on the bus for forever and I wasn't going to get a nap now anyway, so I may as well find out where it goes now! IT TURNED RIGHT ON 8th EAST! I was so excited! I was thinking, ok now just turn left on 10th north and we're good.... WHOO SHA!! It turned left on 10th north! It took me to the stop right by my house! SUCCESS!!! So need less to say I rode the bus for 33 minutes today! haha so much for the short cut! BUT the CORRECT bus is the number 4 bus on the opposite side of the road! I will see you on Monday number 4 bus on the opposite side of the road! :)

Serenade!

As I was sitting at my little teller window I was serenaded by this boy! It was so hilarious. I loved it. He came up to make a withdrawl and had a ukulele, so Becca asked him if he played it or just carried it around. He was all for sure I play it. He started to strum away and that is all that I figured he was going to do, but NOPE! He started to sing John Mayer! It was so funny. I have never been serenaded before especially not at work. He sang the song.... I don't know what it is called... I will sing it to you..... here goes...... your so hot that I melted, I fell right through the cracks and now I'm tryin to get back. Somethin like that.. haha I can't remember it all. I was just so impressed and shocked that he was singing! I think I even went red(embarassing!).

Wal-Mart at it's Finest!

Ok so most of you know that I work at the credit union. However I work at a branch inside of Walmart! I got this email today at work that I just could not help but pass on to all of you! This is classic Walmart! None of this was made up. I promise you!! I am there for over 30 hours a week

This stuff is real! haha have a look and a good laugh!





A classic Walmart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips. Trafford, PA

How cute and cuddly are those stuffed ...... OH MY GOSH Bennington, VT

Kind of glad we don't get a glimpse of the front....! Hammond, Louisiana

This guy was the complete package:

- Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK

- Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK

- Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK

- Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK

- Pen in shirt pocket. What is that about????

Corinth, TX

Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor! Location Unknown

Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this . But I will let the picture speak my thousand words for me! Location Unknown

My tarot cards says that she is shopping for 1. Harrisburg, PA

I .... Ah.....ummm.... yea........I I ain't got nothin to say! Speechless Clifton Park, NY

It's like it has its own personality. Johnson City, TN

Are these short enough? Heck no!!! roll them suckers up some more!!! Volusia, FL

2 cases of ramen........ wonder where he goes to college? Portland, OR

Pimpin' ain't easy at the Walmart.... Owensboro, KY

I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Walmart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on his couch on the front porch. Cameron, MO

What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt? Conway, SC

Is it even legal to look this good? Yuba City, CA haha this is my favorite!

Just a goat shopping at Walmart........ I don't see what is so funny? Page, AZ

Seriously? Renton, WA

Britney Spears let herself go......... again Louisville, KY

Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much. Glendora, CA

Like a bad western movie but worse. Somewhere in GA

Don't worry about where the baby is Richmond, VA

2 mullets, 1 shot Simpsoville, SC

Midnight Plunge at 10:45!

The ward had a little camp out at Brother Adams property in Fielding! There was peach cobbler and ice cream, a huge bonfire and an amazing devotional. All three members of the bishopric spoke and there was two musical numbers. It was well worth the drive out to Fielding at 9 at night after work. Everyone was planning on doing a midnight plunge, but I couldn't stay until 12 because I had to be back to the grind (work) at 10 this morning! So I convinced a guy to go with me. He had his suit on so he wasn't opposed to jumping in. We ran across the deck and then DOUSSHH! It was so hilarious. I was sopping wet and freeeeezzing!!!! I went back over by the campfire and my pants got so hot the they started to smoke. No worries I didn't catch on fire! Kelsie (my roommate) and I left at like 11 and drove back home, and now my car smells like a burnt pond lake fungus. haha I need to clean it! There is mud all over the floor and my seats stink! Detail and wash place here I come!

Labor Day Fun!

For Labor Day this year my roommates and I went to Bloomington Lake in Idaho. It was a blast! We took a little hike to get to the lake. It was so beautiful. The lake was soooo cold! There was a big tree that had a rope swing. I was so scared to go on the rope swing. I put it off as long as possible, but finally my roommates drug me down the mountain to the swing. I stood there forever and tired to convince myself that it was a good idea. I swear the crowd counted to 3 about ten times before I finally jumped and fell into the water. As soon as I hit the water it took my breath away because it was so so COLD!! BUT WAY FUN! Not enough fun to go on it again though! haha